Privacy Policy
Last updated: 8 October 2026.
This page describes, in plain terms, what FiveDollarRoast.com collects when you use it.
What you give us
- Names and social handles. The name (and optional handle) you type into the roast generator is sent to our server so the AI can write the roast. Do not enter anything you would not want processed that way.
- Email addresses. If you enter your email in one of the site’s email forms, it is sent to our email-list service so we can contact you about the site.
- Payment steps. Unlocking a savage roast goes through a separate payment step. Card details are not typed into this site’s own pages.
What your browser stores
The site uses your browser’s local storage to remember things such as your last roast, the name you entered and whether a pop-up has already been shown. You can clear this at any time in your browser settings.
Analytics and third parties
We use Google Analytics 4, which sets cookies or similar identifiers and records usage data such as pages viewed, device type and approximate location. Fonts are loaded from Google Fonts. Your browser connects to these services directly when you load the page. You can block analytics through your browser settings or Google’s opt-out tools.
Contact
See the Contact page for how to reach the site.